Twas the day before her birthday, all through her apartment, No gifts could be seen, not even a hint. Early Facebook messages, emails, and tweets she had received, But a new age was drawing near, that had her aggrieved She refused to remove herself from her warm, comfortable bed, For visions of chocolaty goodness twirled in her head She forever in a bandanna and a Buffy tee, Wanted to settle in for a long autumn time z. She awakened to a rude kind of noise, Hoots, hollers, and whistles from the neighborhood boys. Groaning aloud, she went to shut them up as to continue her sleep, But in the lot, she was surprised to see her name upon a pretty purple jeep. The sun light reflected on the automobile made for her, Sudden tears shone in her brown eyes, making it all a blur. Staring with wonder on how such a thing could appear, Though she had no license, she was filled with great cheer. "Come now Birthday Eve Girl, tomorrow is your day, But now is the time to celebrate, the candles are o...