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And the infectious spooky delight of Hauntfest 2011 at the Oregon District continues.... Oh look! It's a a She Smurf! She was soooo adorable! Rob fit right in! Hahaha! Arrgh! A pirate! I found out! The reason for Patrick's apparent dumbness is..... Beer? All Jedi knights and light sabers rejoice! Rob is the villain in this sordid tale. Withholding screams! Another one of my classmates! I didn't spy any Slytherins, Hufflepuffs, or Ravenclaws at all! *cough* Losers! *cough* Best costume! Hands down! I am soooooo going to be a duck next year! Absolutely serious about this- yellow catsuit, feathers, and all. You'll see in 366 days....(it's leap year next year!) Rob was dying to be captured with his boyhood hero, Bumblebee! Just kidding! Heehee.... "....heroes in a half shell turtle power!" It's everyone's dream to be sooooo big time, you wind up on Star Magazine! Am I right? Always a first time for everything right? Squeezed a boob that wasn't my o...

On a chilly early evening, I purposefully strode into Starbucks. "Uh oh here is another soy chai lover," said short, brown haired, blue-eyed Barista Man. As soon as I came in, the young, peach-skinned lad in white shirt and signature green apron always knew what I wanted. A grande sized soy hot chai tea. Today was obviously no different. "Yes," I beamed cheerfully. "That would be me!" Cold and shivering from outside's massively dropping temperature, I couldn't wait to be warmed up with my favorite beverage. The two people ahead of me seemed distressed. Okay. More like three people. There was a baby on the ground. In one of those baby carrier whatchamacallits. "What's going on?" I politely asked, through clenched I-Freaking-Need-My-Fix teeth. "We're out of soy milk," Barista Man groaned. Immediately, I fought back tears. What the fudge? Didn't I just see about 80 cartons of soy milk in their fridge yesterday? Not that...